mentalfacts:

Fact#  9526:  In 1939, Hitler’s nephew wrote an article called “Why I Hate My Uncle.” He came to the U.S., served in the Navy, and settled on Long Island.

mentalfacts:

Fact# 9526: In 1939, Hitler’s nephew wrote an article called “Why I Hate My Uncle.” He came to the U.S., served in the Navy, and settled on Long Island.

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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

(Source: tenjos)

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lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

The Oscars were quite a long time ago so I indeed thought you fucked a pizza guy when I first read this.

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lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

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fall-out-bagel:

I asked them to make double chins and joe just said “imagine mine”

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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

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  • americans the other 364 days of the year: america isn't all that great i mean we need to fix a whole lot of shit
  • americans on july 4th: AMERI CA YEAH BEER AND FRE E D OM ON THE WIN GS OF A FUC KING EAG LE SUCK IT ENGLAND !!! !
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trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

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titsnriffs:

This would be my reaction

(Source: natanscott)

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hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

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Anonymous said: are you watching fwc rn??? germany is so winning hahaha omg

dutchster:

i want brazil to score just once for this guy :(

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ohdaesusie:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

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June 22, 2014 - Mansfield, MA

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sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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