deathby-chanel:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

This fucked me up

(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester)

(Reblogged from somewhere-behind-the-blinds)

maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

(Source: memewhore)

(Reblogged from two-men-one-angel)

aiulbones:

"Really?  My favorite character is Dean."
"Dean’s cool too.  What are you supposed to be?"
"I suppose I am dressed as a human."
"Oh.  You make a very good human."
"…Thank you."

Cas would be the guy who gives out the full-size candy bars so all the kids show up at his apartment.  Also he only owns, like, three outfits so red hoodie it is.

Happy Halloween!  (There was going to be a gory Abaddon pic but its nowhere near finished) 

(Reblogged from two-men-one-angel)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(Reblogged from fake-mermaid)

snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

(Reblogged from carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis)

(Source: funny-text-posts)

(Reblogged from damndatcasbutt)

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

(Reblogged from michaxl)

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?

(Reblogged from i-suck-dick)

(Source: nollag)

(Reblogged from perks-of-being-chinese)

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(Reblogged from takethehobbitstoisengard)

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

(Reblogged from makeyourdeduction)

frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

(Reblogged from michaxl)
sashagreystoilet:

will do sasha!!

sashagreystoilet:

will do sasha!!

(Source: marinahantzis)

(Reblogged from sin-sex-satan)

thechillgatsby:

thorsies:

IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! 

SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

(Reblogged from ijustwannablogman)

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

(Reblogged from imafangirlidontdocalm)